I’m just kidding. I have no wrath.
But, I have been working with fervor on my second book since starting my part-time job in January. I’ll give you more details if you sign up for my mailing list.
I would really like to cross off Life Bucket List Item #33 (go on a book tour). I hear large email lists entice publishers who fund book tours. Right now I have 2,185 email subscribers. That seems like a lot.
You can follow me on Twitter or Facebook, but those places make me uncomfortable, so I don’t spend much time there. The technology gods post for me, but I don’t worship them, so they’re rarely on my side. Joining my email list is much better.
And if my emails start to overwhelm you, just filter them to a different part of your inbox to read later when you’re not as overwhelmed.
If you don’t sign up for my email list, you’ll forget that I exist once you click away. That makes me sad.
One day you’ll be sitting around thinking of something I said that made you laugh and you’ll wonder what the name of my website is and you won’t remember. That’ll make you sad.
So join my email list and avoid the sadness.
If you’re already subscribed to my email list, just know that you’re the best people of all the people. That’s high praise because there are a lot of people.